When your reading People or TMZ.com or whatever celebrity site you might follow, do you ever notice how "jazzed" up celebrities get to spend the day at the beach or poolside? I don't get it. Why put on all that make-up and jewelry to sit there and sweat? I hang out the pool sans make-up, unshaven legs, and a dirty head of hair. And I could give 2 toots if my cover-up matches my swimsuit. I'm there to relax. Anyways, I conjured up what my "day at the pool" outfit would be if I was A.) famous or B.) cared.
|With this body of course. Via|